Nicolas Cage is one of the most versatile actors of all time.
Nicolas Cage moves fruit to mouth with imperceptible motion.
Nicolas Cage doesn’t usually like to admit his feelings.
Nicolas Cage’s face hand painted on a denim jacket.
Nicolas Cage was attractive in the 1980s.
Nicolas Cage meant to steal the Declaration of Independence, But instead he stole her heart.
Nicolas Cage can do anything you can do better.
Nicolas Cage surfs with the emotions of others.
Nicolas Cage has a way with words.
YESTERDAY, I REPLACED ALL OF OUR FAMILY PHOTOS WITH NICOLAS CAGE’S FACE, AND MY PARENTS STILL HAVEN’T NOTICED.
Keep Calm And Imagine Nicolas Cage Saying : “Mumbo Jumbo.”
Nicolas Cage leaps out, cackling and howling at the moon.
Nicolas Cage texts with no spaces.
Nicolas Cage sings “Love Shack” by the B-52’s.
Nicolas Cage’s Face on Every Character in ‘The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask’.
Nicolas Cage is looking at himself in a mirror right now.
Nicolas Cage owns a 9-foot-tall pyramid in New Orleans and plans to be buried in it. But instead he stole her heart.
Nicolas Cage stars as Nicolas Cage in: Nicolas Cage.
Nicolas Cage smells like new born baby birds.
Find out how Nicolas Cage handles his relationships and test what you and Nicolas Cage have going in love, marriage, friendship, partnership, dating and more.
Sometimes at parties, two or more people ask Nicolas Cage questions at the same time.
Nicolas Cage meets Shia Labeouf at the Oscars when competing in the same category. Shia Labeouf teaches Nicolas Cage how to ‘feel’.
Nicolas Cage gets more than he bargained for during the new moon.
Nicolas Cage sponsored by Crocs on Internet Explorer.
Nicolas Cage isn’t affected by water, which shouldn’t be much of a surprise, since he isn’t a normal cat.
Nicolas Cage Performs John Cage’s Silent Masterpiece, “4:33”.
Nicolas Cage became the first person to ever check his email without a computer, But instead he stole her heart.
Nicolas Cage is switching on the Christmas lights in Bath.
“Some religious extremists speculate Nicolas Cage’s head is a hollow vessel that angels will occupy on Judgment Day.”
Please don’t masturbate, Nicolas cage.
Nicolas cage thinks YOU are a terrible actor.
Nicolas Cage’s condition is caused by two magnetic poles.
Nicolas Cage is on a plane full of convicts.
Nicolas Cage developed his own acting method, and it’s called Nouveau Shamanic.
Nicolas Cage rode a centaur through a local Woolworths demanding ‘all the midget gems’.
Nicolas Cage is inspired by his pet cobra.
Nicolas Cage Pisses Fire.
Nicolas Cage is the pinnacle of all human achievement.
Nicolas Cage was temporary President of Angola for six months in 1997.
Nicolas Cage is at home, reading a new script and drinking coffee, when he, after a short period of time and a couple of sudden happenings, finds himself in Equestria, whereupon he is arrested. But instead he stole her heart.
Tonight: Nicolas Cage WILL be here.
When I die, throw pictures of Nicolas Cage into my grave.
